PRESIDENTIAL ORDER OF MERIT FOR PACQUIAO TRAINER FERNANDEZ

PRESIDENTIAL ORDER OF MERIT
Malacanan Palace, Manila
02 May 2009

PRESIDENTIAL ORDER OF MERIT AWARDEE OF 2009 BUBOY FERNANDEZ

In the occasion of the Pacquiao Hatton fight on May 02, 2009 this Presidential Order of Merit is hereby presented to Mr. Buboy Fernandez for his exemplary work in the field of boxing. The order of Merit is one of the highest individual honors that can be bestowed to any civilian and Mr. Fernandez through years of perseverance, hard work and being Manny's personal uto uto has shown that he will stop at nothing to ensure that the peoples champ would be the best fighter he can possibly be.

More than being a quasi trainer to the pound for pound king, Fernandez' contribution to the success of Manny is being the official ego booster bar none. When Manny wonders if he is indeed good looking , the ever trusted Buboy is there with his answer: "John Lloyd ikaw ba yan?" or when the champion asks Buboy if he needs an interpreter for television interviews, leave it to Buboy to say "Manny, parang born ka dito sa states a?"

SI BUBOY PALA ANG TYPE MO HA...

You've always been there for Manny, through thick or thin. I wouldn't be surprised if you told Jinkee that you not Manny was the one who got involved with Ara Mina.

Who answers the call when fans who cant get close to Manny decide to take your picture instead even if they have no clue who you are so they have proof that they were in Vegas too? that's you Buboy.

"BAY THANK YOU SA LONG SLEEVES BAY"

You are the Scottie Pippen..no the Toni Kukoc..um no the Steve Kerr to Manny's Jordan, the Wally Bayola to Manny's Vic Sotto, the Bernard Palanca to Manny's Piolo,... you get the point.

SPEAK ENGLISH FREDDIE C'MON!!

Who cares if Manny never listens to your advice during fights. even if Manny can't hear you when you tell him "alisto lang bay" we hear you Buboy, we do. besides, Manny never listens to Freddie Roach either. not that he doesn't want to but he cant understand every freaking word that comes out of Roach's mouth!

I look forward to seeing you in a barong in the halls of congress when I meet with Congressman Pacquiao in a year or two from now. i know you will do an excellent job in advising Manny on what the hell is he going to do in the house of representatives. just bring the same enthusiasm you exude and I'm pretty sure Manny will be one of the best lawmakers the Philippines would ever have. c'mon he can't do any worse than Lito Lapid can he?

For your undying loyalty to the Philippines' pride, being the pound-for-pound freeloader, ang pambansang alalay....

I the President of the greatest country in the whole wide universe, by the powers of grayskull bestow upon you the Presidential Order of Merit this 1st day of may 2009 near the gates of Malacanang, Manila Philippines.

Presidential message of Congratulations to the Agoncillo-Santos Nuptials

Malacanan Palace (29 April 2009)

Judy Ann and Ryan

My warmest congratulations. Although you ticked off a lot of people (many of whom are of the freeloading variety; not to mention Boy and Kris who were obviously bitter by not being invited) by acting like total wannabe hollywood celebs for misleading everyone about your wedding details, being married is a exciting and a big step in your journey as people in a relationship. I mean after a few years, if by some strange reason two people are still together, why the heck not get married. For starters it breaks up the monotony of the daily rigors of being in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship.

Ryan, it maybe costly for you Ryan since Juday is the breadwinner in your relationship but you will see that being married pays for itself over time. No more expensive dates, no more gifts for every monthsaries, no more shopping sprees for every time you screw up. Being married, you can just go home, sit on the couch and drink beer regardless if you forgot to pick your wife up from the grocery or you failed for the umpteenth time to put the seat up while peeing in the toilet. That my friend is classic. And if that is not enough, taking a shower is no longer a requirement in order to get laid. Heck you can even DEMAND sex whenever you damn well please claiming that it is one of the most essential components of a successful marriage.

Judy Ann, poor baby. Getting suckered into marrying a guy you created, whose best career move was being involved with you. Hopefully your guile manager Alfie Lorenzo prodded you to get a pre-nup. Can you just imagine what happens if god forbid Ryan takes half of your net worth in a divorce settlement? How are you going to recoup all of your life savings? Are you going to do "ULA ang batang gubat book two"? or "I'm Sorry My Love......Again." These are classics that should never ever be touched again just like other iconic movies such as Binibining Tsuperman, Patrolman and the classic "Lagot Ka sa Kuya Ko" which is written, directed, produced, edited, catered, dubbed, distributed by Ronnie Ricketts which co stars Mariz Ricketts.

Hopefully since you guys feel very very special, so special that a Sharon Cuneta would be up in the wee hours of the morning to prepare for your 7am wedding, you will do anything possible to ensure that this union would stand the test of time. I don't even want to think what Ogie and Regine would say when lets say, in less than a year you guys split up.

Oh and yeah, all your fans appreciate not sharing this special moment of yours with them. You'd think these people deserve at least a glimpse of the church where you guys had the wedding huh? I mean Sharon and Gabby, yes the ULTIMATE LOVE TEAM of ALL TIME had their wedding at the Manila Cathedral for everyone to see. I guess Ryan is of bigger stature than Gabby huh?

Again a sincere and heartfelt congratulations to your wedding. My administration is glad to see that this generations' superstar has finally walked the aisle. To Wowie De Guzman, sorry but you blew it. You had the winning ticket in your hands and you let it slip away, just like how you blew all other opportunities presented to you in the past. And Piolo?, well lets just say we all know WHAT he wants.

(Sgd) H.E. President of the Philippines
29 April, 2009