Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Proclamation No. 1: Declaring the Wonder Mom theme song as the 3rd national anthem of the Philippines

Malacanang Palace

By The President of the Philippines
Proclamation No. 1

Declaring the Wonder Mom Theme Song as the third National Anthem of the Philippines

WHEREAS, The Wonder Mom Theme Song is officially declared the third National Anthem of the Philippines after Lupang Hinirang by Julian Felipe and Bayan Ko by Freddie Aguilar

WHEREAS, The Wonder Mom Theme song will now replace "Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang" (the Freestyle-Pops Fernandez version) which will now be relegated to videoke status joining such hits as the classic "My Way", "Knife", and the song "Never knew that it would go so far, when you left me at that boulevard."

WHEREAS, This is also to reiterate that only the theme song, AND NOT THE TV SHOW is declared as a national symbol although I must admit, Karen Davila is pretty hot depending on what time of the day the TV show is replayed on TFC. Besides, who wants to see some spoiled brat throwing temper tantrums when everyone watching knows of the best solution to this problem....A GOOD OLD PARENT BUTT WHOOPIN'.

WHEREAS, Whenever the song is played whether as background noise or as main sound pollutant, every Filipino citizen is requested to drop what they're doing and swing their hips from side to side.

WHEREAS, The lyrics "Kahit na pagod sa bahay, makulit man ang mga bata, mahirap man ang buhay, hindi dapat malumbay, sagot kita!" shall be adhered by all Filipinos. This is also the greatest piece of literary work I have ever seen.

Therefore, I the President of the greatest country in the whole wide universe the Philippines, by the powers vested in me and by the power of grayskull hereby declare the Wonder Mom theme song as the third national anthem of the Republic of the Philippines.

Manila, 27, April 2009
(Sgd.) H.E. President of the Philippines

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